Isn't that the problem anyhow? Masses of shit just clogging our mind and manufacturing an endless amount of needless worry.
But I digress...the point is this, get it out when you can even if it is a bunch of random nothingness. After all one man's garbage is another man's treasure...for the most part.
So, to commence this web journal of absolute absurdities, we shall speak of bad drivers.
We've all seen them weaving in and out of traffic like complete turds. These types really need to stop watching movies and grow the fuck up already and take it to track. How about that tonka truck that insists on hogging two lanes of highway spewing endless amounts of diesel exhaust in my vents...wtf! FIRST of all do you need such a gigantic vehicle to cruise around town? You do understand that for every press of the accelerator you lose about twenty dollars of fuel right? Last time I checked you were still on paved roads and not some back country mud pit. Are you that insecure? The freaking phone/texter who keeps slipping in out of his/her lane and then wonders why they just ended up in the drink.
The list is endless and I have no sympathy for people who do this shit, none, zero, zip! If you are one of these imbeciles you should really consider using public transportation because you are really fucking it up for the rest of us. The survival rate of anyone living in the "civilized" world is already low and we don't need to make that percentage even lower! In addition, because of your horrendous driving acuity our driving privileges are constantly taken a beating form our already defunct legislators. Give humanity a break and ride the bus already...end rant.
